Why Don't African-Americans Use Seat Belts? Because It's Safer Putting Velcro On The Headrests.
Why don't African-Americans use seat belts?
Because it's safer putting Velcro on the headrests.
Why is a LADA so handy during the Finnish winter ? You don't need safety belts - you freeze tightly to the seat.
Why aren't there any African-American nuns? Because they find it difficult to say Superior after Mother.
Q: Why do the Americans drink Pepsi? A: Because they can't get Seven Up.
Why do African-American men like pussy so much? Because the outside looks like watermelon and the inside smells like catfish.
We'll install an air bag in our car, but only if automatic seat belts are required on all congressional seats.
What do you call ten African-Americans butt fucking? Soul Train.
Name five makes of American cars for African-Americans.
The Falcoon, the Jiguar, the Cooneville, the Coontinental, and the Poontang....
Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language