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It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all!
Especially when it comes to sex! Here are some mathematical truisms that didn't quite hold up!...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
What did Adam say to Eve? You'd better stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.
What's old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers? Fred Astair's face.
Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss.
What's natural dental floss? Pubic hair.
Two teachers are talking in the hallway. "I hear you're teaching Ivanhoe this term in English class" "Yes, They weren't allowed to teach that book when I was in school" "Why not?
"Too much Saxo...
Max and Ernie are playing racquetball at the local gym.
As they are changing clothes in the locker room Max takes off his T-shirt and shorts....
as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?

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