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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over....
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.
One boy said, "My father is better than your father....
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back...
This old geezer of 78 or whatever marries a girl of 18.
The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face....
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.
Oh honey", said the young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it th...
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny. Little Johnny...
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken....
An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day, when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the beach.
Unable to restrain himself, he immediately jumped on her and proceeded to hump...

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