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Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something (8.xxxxxxx....)
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing fucked up by a period.
What is 69 squared? Dinner for 4. What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.
Q. What's the speed limit on sex? A1. 68. At 69 she'll blow a rod.
A2. 68, at 69 you have to turn around....
What is the meaning of 6.9 for a woman? 69 interrupted by a period! (ouch..gross!)
A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointm...
These three women were sitting around one night talking about there boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on types of soda.
The first woman said: "I'm gonna call...
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole....
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.
The next day someone asked him how things had gone....

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