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A teenager of about 17 has a hot date with a girl, so he decided to go to the pharmacy to buy some condoms.
(Conversation as follows) Pharm: What can I help you with? Teen: I'd like to...
This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.
"What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You...
What do you call grit in a condom An organ grinder!
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
.. Underneath someone had scrawled... '...SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'...
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.
When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please". W...
What are the three sizes in which condoms are sold? Large, medium, and Caucasian.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.
As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out....
What does Kodak and a condom have in common? You use both to catch those special moments!!!
When is the best time to wear a condom? On every conceivable occasion!

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