Did You Hear About The New Course You Can Take At School?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Intercourse, you go between periods and you are expected to come.
Did you hear about the yupper that thought intercourse was a state highway?
Did you hear about the new Polish parachute? It opens on impact ...
Did you hear about the new birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after and it changes your blood type!...
High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
Hear about the new Pan Am check-in procedure? You choose between Smoking and Burnt-Beyond-All-Recognition.
Q: Did you hear about the war between the Poles and the Germans?
A: The Poles threw dynamite - the Germans lit it and threw it back....