The Longest Sentence Known To Man: "I Do.
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
Q: What do the initials in A.I.D.S. stand for? A: Anally Inserted Death Sentence.
A man is known by the silence he keeps" -- Herbe
A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding.
What do you despise? By this you are known.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....