A Priest, Who Wanted To Raise Money For His Church, Was Told There Was A Fortune In Horse Racing, And So He Decided To Buy A Horse And Enter It In Some Races.

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A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was
a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it
in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses
was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had some
doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race
just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.

The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS

The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race, and
this time it won.

The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid
of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent.

The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the
donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local
farmer for $10.


They buried the bishop the next day.