Featuring: Extra strength pestilence
Plague of frogs
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_club_. Every month, we will send you one commandment. Inspect it at your
*leisure* in the *privacy* of your own home. If you wish to observe the
commandment, just send us homage to your god. Should you decide not to
observe the commandment, just return it back to us; you owe us nothing, no
obligations to buy.
Complete the pentagram drawing on your application form, and we will mail
you your own personalised mini copy of suitable-for-framing commandmants.
As a special offer available only to the first six hundred and sixty-six
applicants, we will include, at _*no extra charge*_ to you, banishment
incantations; be the FIRST on your block to exorcise the neighborhood.