Questions And Answers
Questions and Answers
Q: Why can women only go 68 mph on the highway? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Why do women like to play PacMan? A: It's the only way they know of to get eaten three times for a quarter.
Q: Why do men like to play Pinball? A: It's the only way they can get five balls for a quarter.
Q: What are two things in the air that can make a woman pregnant? A: Her legs.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!...
Q: What's the difference between trash and a sorority girl? A: Trash sometimes gets picked up.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Lamborghini?
A: Not everyone has been in a Lamborghini!...
Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up? A: She goes home!
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!...
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Tie them together, make it a tire, and call it a good year.