Questions And Answers
Questions and Answers
Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche? A: "Hog wash!
Q: What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her? A
I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat....
Q: What do you do in the event of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you? A: An answering cervix.
Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam? A: A spermicidal maniac.
Q: Know what is the square root of 69? A: Ate something.
Q: What is the speed limit of sex? A: 68, at 69 you have to turn around!