Questions And Answers
Questions and Answers
Q: Why do Valley Girls use two diaphragms? A: "Fur Shur, Fur Shur.
Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers? A: Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks!
Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Q: What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
Q: Why is lite beer like making love in a canoe? A: Because they're both fuckin' close to water!
Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and six doughnuts at the same time....
Q: How come Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle? A: His wife died.
Q: How come prostitutes never vote? A: They don't care who get's in.