Q: Did You Hear About The Polish Assassin Who Was Sent To Blow Up A Car?
Questions and Answers
Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat hanger....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
He embezzled the accounts payable ......