Q: Did You Hear About The Polish Man Who Broke His Neck Raking Leaves? A: He Fell Out Of The Tree.
Questions and Answers
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off....
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself....