Q: What's The Definition Of A Virgin? A: An Ugly Third Grade
Questions and Answers
Q: What's the definition of a virgin?
A: An ugly third grader
Q: What's the definition of an Italian virgin? A
A twelve year old that can run faster than all her brothers....
Q: Where do they get virgin wool? A: Ugly sheep.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What's a definition of an orgy? A: A party where everyone comes.
Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay? A: "Are you awake Sheila?
Q: What's the definition of a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: 200 blind lesbians at a fish market.
Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's definition of natural childbirth? A: No makeup.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.