Q: What Do The Pope And 7-UP Have In Common? A: "Never Had It, Never Will.
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Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common?
A: "Never had it, never will."
Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
Feeling Old Today? Each year, the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980....
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
Q: What do Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Baghdad have in common? A: Nothing - yet ...
Q: What do 40 battered women have in common? A: They don't listen.
The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
Q: What do Billy Graham and the Houston Oilers have in common?
A: They both can fill up the Astrodome, and in fifteen minutes, they both can have the crowd yelling Jesus Christ!...
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...