Q: Why Did The Leper Fail His Driving Test? A: He Left His Foot On The Gas.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test?
A: He left his foot on the gas.
Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test. A: He left his foot on the gas!
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
Q: Why did they stop the leper baseball game? A: Someone dropped a ball in left field.
Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off....
Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face off in the corner.
Q: What did the football player get on his IQ test? A: Drool!
Q. Why did the Okie drive around the block for three hours? A. His left turn signal was stuck.
Q: Why do black people have flat noses? A: That's where God puts his foot when he pulls their tales off.