Q: How Do You Drive Helen Keller Crazy? A: Lock Her In A Room With Stucco Walls.
Questions and Answers
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy?
A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth? A: By the Gleam in her eye.
Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? A: They put Saran-wrap over the toile
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.