Q: What Is The Similarity Between Hemorrhoids And Cowboy Hats?
Questions and Answers
Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats?
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one!
What is the similarity between cunnilingus and the Mafia?
One slip of the tounge and you are in deep shit....
What's the difference between a college professor and a proctologist?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time....
New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
.. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
Q: What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A: On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back....
What is the similarity between British Telecom and Elton John?
They have both been fucked by Mercury....
Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.