Q: Why Does An Elephant Have Four Feet? A: Because Seven Inches Would Look Silly On An Elephant.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Why does a duck have flat feet? To stamp out fire in the woods.
Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks....
Why would anyone hire an elephant? Because they like to work for peanuts.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.