Q: Why Did God Give Women Nipples? A: To Make Suckers Out Of Men.
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Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
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Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.