Q: Why Don't Witches Ever Have Babies? A: 'Cause Warloks Have Hollow-weenies.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why don't witches ever have babies?
A: 'Cause warloks have hollow-weenies.
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Witches use brooms 'cause nature abhors a vacuum
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Why don't little duckies pee?? Cause they don't have a quack..
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
Do Alabama babies have a southern drool?