Q: What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three Piece Suit? A: "Will The Defendant Please Rise...".
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Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise...".
Q: What do you say to a mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please stand.
Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job? A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.