Q: How Come The Mexican Army Only Used 600 Mexicans At The Alamo? A: Because They Only Had 2 Cars.
Questions and Answers
Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: Because they only had 2 cars.
Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....
Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.