Q: Why Don't Mexicans Barbeque? A: Because The Beans Slip Through The Grill
Questions and Answers
Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque?
A: Because the beans slip through the grill
Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why don't Italians barbecue? Because the Spaghetti falls through the grill....
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....
Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...