Q: How Can You Tell If A Kid Is A Loser? A: The Kid Is Kidnapped, And They Put His Picture On A MILK DUDS Carton.
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Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser?
A: The kid is kidnapped, and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton.
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you....
Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?
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A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
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