Q: Did You Hear That Christie McAuliffe Changed Her Subject?
Questions and Answers
Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
A: She used to teach math, but now she's history.
Q: What did Christie McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
A: "You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish"....
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S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
Q: Where did Christie McAuliffe spend her winter vacation? A: All over Florida.
Q: Did you know that Christie McAuliffe had blue eyes? A: One blew this way...one blew that way.
Q: What was Christie McAuliffe going to bring back for her students?
A: A blow-up poster of the shuttle....
Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
Q: Did you hear Karen Carpenter's brother's new song? A: "She Ain't Heavy, She's My Sister.