Q: What Is The Difference Between A Paycheck And A Penis?
Questions and Answers
Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck for you.
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
Q: What's the difference between Aggie cheerleaders and sheep?
A: If you get lonely, you can always find a good looking sheep....
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
Real Answers to Driving School questions... Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate. Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?...
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!...
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....