Q: Which One Doesn't Belong: A Shrimp, A Lobster, A Salmon, Or A Japanese With A Piano On Top Of Him?
Questions and Answers
Q: Which one doesn't belong:
A shrimp, a lobster, a salmon, or a Japanese with a piano on top of him?
A: The salmon. All the rest are crustaceans.
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....
Q: Did you hear that Salmon Rushdie is publishing his next book?
A: Its called "Buddha, you fat fuck!...
Q: Did you know that 85% of all Japanese men have Cataracts?
A: The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets....
Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
WEB INDUSTRY TERMINOLOGY Dilberted To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.
Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
You Might Be From The North West If... (Response to "You Might Be A Redneck If.
..") ** Feel guilty about throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash....
Office Environment Vocabulary In The Year 2000 - Get with it!
** Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, dumps over everything and then leaves....