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One That's Good For A Few Chuckles With A New User Is, While They're Away >from The Terminal Put A Few Cute Aliases In Their .
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One that's good for a few chuckles with a new user is, while they're away
>from the terminal put a few cute aliases in their .profile, .login,
whatever, for example:
alias ls echo 'ls: command not found.'
or alias vi rm
(The second one is admittedly a bit nastier).
Related:
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A simpler variation was played on me when I was but a mere first-year at U of Toronto.
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Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...