Is This Seat Empty? Yes, And This One Will Be Too If You Sit Down.
Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!!...
A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and the theater is quite full.
As they walk down the aisle and their eyes adjust to the dim light, they see only a few empty seats....
Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines: Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
ANOTHER WAR STORY A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....