Why is a LADA so handy during the Finnish winter ? You don't need safety belts - you freeze tightly to the seat.
They have a new test at the Finnish police headquarte
count to 20 without taking your shoes off....
Every nation has to write a book about the Elepha
The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant o...
In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....
Waitress: Hawaii mister? You must be Hungary? Ge
Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long either. Venice lunch ready?...
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....