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I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I'm multitasking... I read in the bathroom.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
I'm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.
I'm so broke I'm thinking about starting my own government...
Imaginary numbers: Umpteen and zillion.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.