Alzheimer's advantage #34: You can hide your own Easter egg
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
Apology: Politeness too late.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully?
Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant?
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Don't steal - the government hates competition.