Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines.
Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.
You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
You can't teach people to be lazy-either they have it, or they don't.
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn.
Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.