I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I'm Calling In Dead.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD!
Used all your sick days? Call in dead!
I used to be into S & M, bestiality, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse .
Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
Calling In Sick... Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.
No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying....
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