Alzheimer's Advantage #31: You Can Help Plan Your Own Surprise Partie
Alzheimer's advantage #31: You can help plan your own surprise parties
Alzheimer's advantage #34: You can hide your own Easter egg
Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease? A: You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Alzheimer's advantage #25: New friends every day
I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
You can never plan the future by the pa
Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
You know you are from a small town if... ** You can name everyone you graduated with.
** You know what 4-H is. ** You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road ** You used to drag "main....
YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER 26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid 27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project 28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor 29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts 30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive 31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing game
but are afraid to say it out loud 32) If you truly believe aliens are living among us 33) If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance 34) If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is" 35) If you see a good design and still have to change it 36) If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions 37) If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it 38) If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind 39) If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember where they are 40) If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires 41) If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal 42) If you have more toys than your kids 43) If you need a checklist to turn on the TV 44) If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name 45) If your wife thinks your taste in ties is bizarre 46) If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work 47) If your I....
100 reasons it's great to be a guy: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks....