A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live.
He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets make love....
a Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on shelf....
A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is o...
The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
He rushes over and bre...
Good news and bad news: The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's long-lost wallet!
The bad news:.....Your picture was in it!...
The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?
The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother wa...
Many years ago, there was a gathering of Indian tribes from all over.
A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15 MINUTES, AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $
35. THE HOMEOWNER SAID"THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!- WHY THAT'S $140 PER...
Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any.
So they carefully made some plates and printed some up, and went to a sma...
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him.
Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard....