Anal Sex: The man in the moon.
More fine literature: "V.D." (Dick Hertz) "Treasue in the Outhouse" (I.
P. Gold) "Male Anatomy" (Hugh G. Rection)...
Q: Why are camels called 'The ships of the desert'? A: Because they are full of Iraqi semen!
THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE.
He began to feel her MOUNDS. It was pure ALM...
One fine day in the summer of 1980, a Polish architect gathered thousands and thousands of Polish steelworkers, carpenters, etc.
and said to them, "We have to do something about the way the world lo...
Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
One night an elderly couple was sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs.
All of a sudden, the old woman leaned over and knocked the crap out of the old man....
Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? A
It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line....
Last year a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit....