Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can unscrew a lightbulb....
A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave.
Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?...
The golfer hit the ball and it slammed into a tree and came right back at him.
He doubled up in pain and as he was moaning and moaning a foursome of nurses came by....
Q: What would you rather be: a light bulb or a bowling ball?
A: It depends on whether you'd rather be screwed or fingered....
Q: How many drunken Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 101 - One to hold it and 100 to drink till the room spins around....
The joke is in your momma's mouth ...
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on"....
Q: What's worse than a joke about shit? A: A joke about shit thats corny.
A man got drunk one night, went home and crawled into bed with his wife.
Lying in bed, he let out a fart. "What the hell was that," his wife asked....
The fireman told his wife, "From now on we're going to do things right - by the bells, like we do it at the firehouse.
When I ring one bell, you meet me at the door with a kiss. Two bells means you...