During Jesus' crucifixion, a mob of angry people gathered at the base of the hill that his cross sat on top of.
The guards kept all of them back, includ- ing his disciples. Jesus raised his head up...
One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks in it.
Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim...
One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
Did you hear about the study the U.S. government did to discover why the a man's penis has a head on it?
It took them five years and five million dollars to discover that it's there for a woman's sa...
One day three school boys were discussing which way you enter heaven first.
The first boy said, "You enter with your hands first because you're praying to God as you go up....
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A german shepard.
Q: Whats the difference between Robin Givens and a backpacker?
A: One pulls a muscle on a hike, the other pulls a hussle on a Mike....
Q: Do you know what a woman says after good sex? (pause for negative answer) A
I didn't think so!...
Said Saddam, the Iraqi from Hell, "By invading Kuwait I'll do well!
Oh, he made such a rout, But the ones who made out, Were Texaco, Exxon and Shell....