Q: What's red, hot, juicy, stinks and has hair on it? A: A dead skunk on a hot highway.
Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Pulling it off.
Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line? A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower.
Q: What's grosser than running over a baby with a semi?
A: Picking it out of the grooves on the tires....
One day a little boy was peeking at his sister through the window while she peed.
He noticed she farted as she peed. That evening he asked his dad, "Why does sis fart when she pees?...
Q: How do you know when your sister is on her period? A: Your father's dick tastes funny.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: 200 blind lesbians at a fish market.
A proper business man met a beautiful chorus girl, who agreed to spend the night with him for a fee of $
500. When he was ready to leave, he told her he did not have the cash with him, but he would h...
A preacher stopped at the butcher shop one afternoon to get some meat for the evening meal.
He said to the butcher, "May I have a pound of ham, please....