A mouse walkede into a pub, approached the bar, and sat on a stool.
Looking down the bar he spotted a beautiful giraffe....
A homosexual walked into a bar and said to the bartender,in a rather feminine voice, "Where is everyone?
The bartender turns to the gay with a scowl and said, "Out back hanging a fag." Suddenly, i...
While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
Q: What's the smelliest thing in the world? A: An anchovy's pussy.
Q: What are the two words you don't want to hear when you're standing at a public urinal?
A: "Nice dick....
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world? A
A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose....
Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the turnout was quite unique, here is his story
His bus was named the 'Sesame Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived...
HEL-L-LP!" the scream came from the bedroom. The man of the house ran to see what was the matter.
Just as he entered his bedroom, he saw a guy leap- ing leaping out the window....