Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?
Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!" CIRCUS MANAGER
But where will I ever find another man of your caliber?...
HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud! SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.
HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it....
HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?" SHE: "No, why?
HE: "It's just that you look so crummy......
HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich?
SHE: "I don't know." HE: "Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?...
HE: "Do you like cocktails?" SHE: "Sure, tell me some.
HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
GUEST: Do lemons have wings? HOST: What? GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not. GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!...