An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3,000,000 she had i...
After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you." "The way I feel, please...
Did you know that if every single man, woman and child in China - all one billion of them - were to hold hands together around the equator more than half of them would drown?
Two lesbians were walking through a park when they saw a naked man lying in the grass.
He was sporting a tremendous woodie....
NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.
There was a young man from Rangoon, Who's farts could be heard on the moon, When you least would expect them, They'd roar from his rectum, With a sound like a double bassoon!
On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
Ernest, recently married, came home from work one day and discovered his supposed friend, Frank, in bed with Ernest's wife.
What are you doing?" yelled Ernest. "Listening to the radio," said Frank....
Q: What color is a bee? A: Yellow. Q: How many wings does a bird have?
A: Two. Q: How many teeth does a cat have? A...