Three friends were standing around bragging about how great their pets were.
They each claimed their dog was the smartest. The Doctor turned to his dog and said, "Go, Rover....
During a picnic for upscale lawyers in Sausalito, Biff and Skippy had had an ounce or two too much and decided to walk back into San Francisco.
After five minutes, each began to argue about whose di...
Q: What's the difference between a Yankee and a Texan?
A: A Yankee will walk right up to a girl and stick it in, while a Texan will stick it in and walk right up to her ....
Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her throat....
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? A: Beef strokin'off.
Q: Why did they get rid of all the dogs at the White House?
A: They were chasing the Quayles and peeing on the Bushes....
A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate.
Upon com- pletion of the job, he charged her $100....
Q: How do you recondition an aging hooker? A: Shove a ten-pound ham up her and pull out the bone.
The saintly old Bishop of Birmingham, Fucked young boys while confirming'em.
With screeches and roars, He'd rip down their drawers, And whip his Episcopal worm in'em....