FROM: B.H. SUBJECT: Chauvinist from Hell! Well, I heard this joke from a rather drunk friend of mine.
The clincher is, he told it in front of his wife. Not a pretty sight... God created...
Q: How much skin does it take to cover a pussy? A: (Stick out tongue)
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a quarter on his head? A: A quarter-pounder!
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
A man and his wife had gotten into the habit of referring to making love as "doing the laundry" so their kid's wouldn't know what was up.
One day the man came home from work and said to his wife, "H...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A: Depends on how thin you slice them ...
Elvis was murdered by donuts.
Two dogs walking through the woods, both get caught in bear traps.
One dog says, "We need to chew off a leg to get loose....
A gigolo married an ugly, not too bright woman who happened to have loads of money.
One day the man went out to repair a hole in the roof of the stable....
Q: What's the worst thing about eating a hairless pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on when you're finished....