Q: Why did Moses and the Jews wander in the desert for twenty-five years?
A: One of them dropped a quarter....
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
Q: Did you hear about the war between the Poles and the Germans?
A: The Poles threw dynamite - the Germans lit it and threw it back....
Q: Whats black, charred, and hangs from a chandelier? A: A Polish electrician.
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet? A: The captain's log.
Jesus and Moses went out to play golf one day. Moses tees off on the first hole, and hits a beautiful 250-yard drive right in the middle of the fairway.
Jesus steps up, and hits a worm-burner abou...
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad?
Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The Father thought for a moment....
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a six year old and having with a sixteen year old?
A: You have to kill the six year old afterwards....
Q: Why is AIDS a magical disease? A: It turns fruits into vegetables.
Did you hear about Bill and Joe, the twin brothers?
Bill was married and Joe was single. The single brother, Joe, was the proud owner of a dilapidated old row boat....