Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into your computer keyboard.
Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling....
Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball.
Q: Did you hear what the condemned golfer's last words to the hangman were?
A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings?...
Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
Yes sir," said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer....
The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy
Why the hell didn't you watch where it went?...
Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is? A
A man suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes to the pet store to shop for a parrot.
He sees quite an assortment for sale for $500 to $...
A guy was telling his buddy that his wife could always tell when he had been messing around just by looking at his eyes.
His buddy said, "No wonder, you have a pubic hair hanging from your eyelid!...
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
Yeah, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!...