The next thing you know, instead of issuing stamps, they're just going slap a little glue on the backs of dollar bills .
You know you're in a small town when ... ... You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
... You are run off Main Street by a combine. ... You can't walk for exercise - every car tha...
A big, ugly, biker stormed into a bar in a bad mood one evening, obviously looking for a fight.
Everybody on that side of the bar is an asshole!" he shouted, "Anybody want to make something of it?...
JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
One day 3 baby boys were born in the hospital at the same time and the nurses got them mixed up.
They were Jewish, Polish and German....
There are three kinds of sex: 1. Kitchen sex - This is usually when you're first together.
You'll do it ANYWHERE. 2....
An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
Watch out for 'Tiny' ... Stay away from 'Tiny'," th...
Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: They're worth it.
Q: What is the Jewish stand on abortion? A: If it's a good deal, it's ok.
An Israeli tank hit an Egyptian tank. The Egyptian jumped out of his tank, frantically waving a white flag.
The Israeli jumped out of his tank shout- ing, "Whiplash! Whiplash!...